Let's face it, when you’re in front of the camera it’s just not that easy to come out with something genuinely witty, clever or sometimes even coherent.
Who could forget, for example, last Summer's BBC World Cup punditry, which produced intellectual gems like this:
"Figo, who's never anything but."
John Motson
What the f**k! And just think – everyone in the country with a telly paid for that.
Anyway, this Issue we thought we'd dedicate this piece to those who have managed it (say hello to Gordon Strachan) and those who really didn't...
