Ali on Art
What is art? I dunno, but I think it has something to do with the gays.
Ali on Jesus
Ali: Does he really have a beard?
Bishop: It's not that he's got a beard, it's the sort of person Jesus was.
Ali: Is he a man or is he a woman?
Bishop: He's neither a man nor a woman.
Ali: Is he a ladyman?
Ali and the CIA
Ali: Could I ever work for the CIA?
CIA Guy: I would certainly think so, you seem intelligent.
Ali: Thank you very much, I has got two GCSEs.
