Ali on the Environment
Alright, me has heard both sides of the argument... me don't understand either of them, but me is well up for a ruck anyway.
Ali and the Beckhams
Now please big it up for me guests tonight. Every boy wants to be in his boots and every man wants to be in his missus. Big it up for none other than Victoria and David Beckham.
Ali: Now Scary, is you comfy? Beckham what about you?
David: Alright (nods)
Ali: Listen, just cos this is Comic Relief doesn't mean you should speak in a silly voice, right? You know what I mean. Now, where did you two meet?
Victoria: We met at the football.
Ali: Beckham, was you into the Spice Girls beforehand?
David: Erm... No but I was into Posh...
Ali: Had you already seen a picture of her and knocked one out?
David: (Laughs)
Ali: That's a yes innit. Come on, what about that picture of her in the black catsuit and boots that come up well high? Apparently in that video if you freeze-frame it you can actually see a tiny bit of camel toe...
